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Valentine's Day

  • Feb. 8th, 2008 at 12:24 AM
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As I am sure you all most of you know it is almost times for St. Valentine's Day.

You must all be so excited and I am positive you're buying candy and stuffed animals and flowers for your loved ones. (I advise you hold off on the flowers until we're a bit closer, because who wants wilted flowers...what messages does that send?)

Some of you might even be planning activities like hugging, snuggling, and kissing.

I warn you...

That might not be wise.

You might get Mononucleosis...otherwise known as "The kissing disease".

Now, should you not heed my advise and feel any of these symptoms please contact me and I will find suitable treatment for you. I won't even brag about how I told you so!

The symptoms are:

  • Fever and chills.
  • Sore throat, often with white patches on the tonsils
  • Swollen lymph nodes all over the body (especially on the back of your sick little neck)
  • Swollen tonsils
  • Headache or body aches.
  • A lack of energy and fatigue.
  • Loss of appetite.
  • Pain in the upper left part of the abdomen

    Now that I put out that PSA...

    Don't make me lecture on the horrors of STDs. Just don't.

    Oh yes, and of course treatment is free...as always...(Cigarettes are a nice gift though...)


    Jan. 15th, 2008

    • 12:54 AM
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     I ran out of cigarettes...

    This really, really bothers me.

    I have no money since I am not being used for the modeling classes and I run a free clinic.

    But, at least I have housing. A church...

    It's not love...

    but who needs that anyway?

    So, where did that delightful Johnny boy go? He talks in circles and that entertains me.

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    Dec. 5th, 2007

    • 11:54 PM
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     Nobody comes to my clinic anymore, and I don't model as much as I should be doing because I guess I am getting boring to the students in the art class that have seen every inch of me. I suppose I will need to get my enjoyment from elsewhere...

    There is this one man who seems to be so threatened by my attraction to men...I suppose I can try hitting on him, though he has expressed that he has no interest in men...or at least not in the one friend he mentioned, some guy named Millefeuille...that wears dresses.

    This oddly reminded me of the boys at Osaka High...and Mizuki Ashiya, the annoying cross dressing girl in love with her roommate...

    Or I can always talk to that interesting looking boy that has an issue with his wall. I wonder what the issue with his wall is...

    Nov. 26th, 2007

    • 9:19 PM
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    So, I decided not to smoke for a week and that worked splindedly for me.

    I managed to get enough money from my "job" as a model at the college to get a new shirt. I like my shirt...It's black and looked a lot like the one I already had.

    I am back to smoking again. I missed it.

    Speaking of missing things...Am I unattractive to the men here or something? I mean, I haven't been on a date yeah, we'll call it that since I got here and I certainmly have been trying. Yet I meet a lot of taken or straight men.

    Why?

    Seriously, why?


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    Sep. 6th, 2007

    • 9:36 AM
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    I am running low on supplies, and I fear this isn't good because I lack money to buy some (What little money I do have from modeling was already spent on medicines of the sort).

    Father Nightroad, perhaps I could organize a function in order to earn money? With the church's help?

    If anybody has an ideas, please let me know. I really want to help those that need it with the best supplies possible.



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    Aug. 10th, 2007

    • 9:43 PM
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    I moved myself into the church Father Nightroad offered out, which was easy since I had nothing but cigarettes to my name, and the room is rather nice. It was warm. I like warm.

    Anyway, I also have my office set up should anybody need to see a doctor. I hope I don't get too many people, because I'd rather you be well, but life isn't so perfect.

    Also, I have a chiropractor license if anybody needs that kind of help.

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    Job sort of thing...

    • Jul. 27th, 2007 at 9:10 PM
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    Well, I managed to find a temporary place to stay, but I will only stay until I get a paying job. Mr. Kio informed me of that university art class modeling thing, which is great. It's a bit of a fall from a "doctor", but it pays and I am not too worried about that. In any case, I am still seeking a steady job so I can earn money to buy a house so if anybody can help me...Miss  Sango said to ask a man named Zack. I suppose I will search for him...If anybody can offer any help with that I'd be grateful.

    Um, if anybody needs medical attention but has no insurance, or money...whatever the case... I do offer free medical attention, located at the church. I would prefer if only those in need come, but I am sure the people in this city whose name I have yet to learn have morals. All visits are kept confidential. If you need it, don't hesitate to come. It's a pretty good deal.

    In addition to that, if there is anybody who would be willing to volunteer time to help the needy, an assistant would be nice.

    This is fun?

    • Jul. 25th, 2007 at 3:53 PM
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    So...I was standing there enjoying my new pack of cigarettes when some teenage looking, pale boy asked me where the hospital was and I realized I don't have a job, much less a house.

    That is less than enjoyable. I do need money so  I can buy things like a house and survive. Great...

    Does anybody want a roommate? Women even...I am gay, so you won't have to worry about my hidden plans.

    On that note, would anybody know where I can get a job? I was a doctor in a way when I was home, but I don't care if I can get a career as "luxurious" as that here. I just need a job. I will take anything...anything.

    Oh, and to that boy...I hope you found said hospital and whatever issue you had is healed. You looked healthy enough, so I am not too worried, but I suppose since I know nobody I need to be nice to somebody.

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    What?

    • Jul. 18th, 2007 at 10:26 PM
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    I am down to five cigarettes...I need to find a convinence store. Would anybody be able to tell me where there might be one?

    And if you're going to explain where to find the store can somebody tell me where I am? Last time I checked I was in in my office at Osaka High and that Mizuki chick was whining about something...I think it was her love for Sano...

    It doesn't matter...I just need more cigerettes...Can anybody tell me where I can find a place to get them?

    Thanks.

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