You must all be so excited and I am positive you're buying candy and stuffed animals and flowers for your loved ones. (I advise you hold off on the flowers until we're a bit closer, because who wants wilted flowers...what messages does that send?)
Some of you might even be planning activities like hugging, snuggling, and kissing.
I warn you...
That might not be wise.
You might get Mononucleosis...otherwise known as "The kissing disease".
Now, should you not heed my advise and feel any of these symptoms please contact me and I will find suitable treatment for you.
The symptoms are:
Now that I put out that PSA...
Don't make me lecture on the horrors of STDs. Just don't.
Oh yes, and of course treatment is free...as always...(Cigarettes are a nice gift though...)
- Location:Church
- Mood:
amused - Music:Coughs of the ill
This really, really bothers me.
I have no money since I am not being used for the modeling classes and I run a free clinic.
But, at least I have housing. A church...
It's not love...
but who needs that anyway?
So, where did that delightful Johnny boy go? He talks in circles and that entertains me.
- Location:Office
- Mood:
cold
There is this one man who seems to be so threatened by my attraction to men...I suppose I can try hitting on him, though he has expressed that he has no interest in men...or at least not in the one friend he mentioned, some guy named Millefeuille...that wears dresses.
- Location:Chuch...STILL
- Mood:
bored
I managed to get enough money from my "job" as a model at the college to get a new shirt. I like my shirt...It's black and looked a lot like the one I already had.
I am back to smoking again. I missed it.
Speaking of missing things...Am I unattractive to the men here or something? I mean, I haven't been on a date yeah, we'll call it that since I got here and I certainmly have been trying. Yet I meet a lot of taken or straight men.
Why?
Seriously, why?
- Location:Nowhere...ever
- Mood:
aggravated - Music:Some american band
I am running low on supplies, and I fear this isn't good because I lack money to buy some (What little money I do have from modeling was already spent on medicines of the sort).
Father Nightroad, perhaps I could organize a function in order to earn money? With the church's help?
If anybody has an ideas, please let me know. I really want to help those that need it with the best supplies possible.
- Location:church
- Mood:indescribable
Anyway, I also have my office set up should anybody need to see a doctor. I hope I don't get too many people, because I'd rather you be well, but life isn't so perfect.
Also, I have a chiropractor license if anybody needs that kind of help.
- Mood:
content
Um, if anybody needs medical attention but has no insurance, or money...whatever the case... I do offer free medical attention, located at the church. I would prefer if only those in need come, but I am sure the people in this city
In addition to that, if there is anybody who would be willing to volunteer time to help the needy, an assistant would be nice.
- Location:Nameless City
- Mood:
bored - Music:Good Charlotte
That is less than enjoyable. I do need money so I can buy things
Does anybody want a roommate? Women even...I am gay, so you won't have to worry about my hidden plans.
On that note, would anybody know where I can get a job? I was a doctor
Oh, and to that boy...I hope you found said hospital and whatever issue you had is healed. You looked healthy enough, so I am not too worried, but I suppose since I know nobody I need to be nice to somebody.
- Location:I STILL HAVE NO IDEA!
- Mood:
pissed off - Music:Birds chirping...because I live outside in this unknown land.
I am down to five cigarettes...I need to find a convinence store. Would anybody be able to tell me where there might be one?
And if you're going to explain where to find the store can somebody tell me where I am? Last time I checked I was in in my office at Osaka High and that Mizuki chick was whining about something...I think it was her love for Sano...
It doesn't matter...I just need more cigerettes...Can anybody tell me where I can find a place to get them?
Thanks.
- Location:You tell me
- Mood:
mellow - Music:None
